What IF:

...your crush suddenly asks you out?
- Go out with her, make sure i get laid. ~Cheers

...you walk into an elevator and see a couple making out?
- Grab the guy, and make out with the girl *if she's hot

...your mum had another baby?
- OMG NOT ANOTHER ONE. x= *nahUh, im not sharing my room

...you're been trapped in a building that about to explode?
- Find... Another way out?.. I don't wanna die...

...aliens invaded earth?
- Don't worry, we have it all under control. =D

...a guy(stranger) suddenly kisses you?
- FUCK YOU DUDE, IM NOT GEY. =(

...you won a date with your celeb crush?
- So... Am i gonna get laid?.. xD

...you were given a blue car?
- Tear it apart, sell it as scrap metal, and maybe use the steering well as decoration for my wall.

...your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you?
- I'm cool, but depends on who she is, i might brawl my eyes out. x=

...you won a million dollars?
- Good question, i'll tell you when i win...

...someone gives you flowers/chocolates?
- Take the chocolates and flowers, and direct it to my girlfriend, FREE GIFT *GIFT =D

...you receive a love letter in your locker?
- OOO!! I love, love letters! =DD ~Weeeee

...you fail your exams?
- Make sure you fail yours. =(

...you get first in class?
- There can be miracles.... If i believe.......

...your computer crashes?
- Get someone to fix it. =D

...you get fired?
- I'll fire the boss. =D

...your bestfriend betrays you?
- Arhh.. Good thing i don't really have any BEST BEST friends. =D

...you had to choose between your boyfriend/girlfriend and your bestfriend?
- ALL SHALL DIE! I'll take my mistress.. ~Cheers. Lmfao

...the person you really hate gonna die in a few days?
- I'll be his oracle for a few days. ; )

...someone volunteers to escort you home?
- YEY ESCORTS!... Can't wait. x=

...your boyfriend/girlfriend flirts with your bestfriend?
- I'm cool with it. ; )

...people think you are a loser?
- Who says im not a loser? Im quite loser. I don't care. =D

...your ex wants a patch-up with you?
- Why do you care? =(

~CheerioZ